I TOLD you not to go to the doctor!  Your stupid naturopath ALWAYS tells us not to have ANYTHING we want to eat and to exercise!  You knew she would–so why are you so glum, geez.

Well I just always want the sugar stuff.  I mean, I won’t drink sweetened tea, but that icky Mt. Dew just glows in the dark to me when I pass it.

It probably glow in the dark cuz it is RADIOACTIVE with crap in it!  YOU will probably glow in the dark when you freakin’ die in your casket with all that in you!

ok ok, shut up.

YOU shut up!

Up yours.  I just want what I want when I want it.  I know it’s a habit, but I’m sick and TIRED of breaking habits–what for?!?  To freaking LIVE longer?!  What big freaking deal is THAT?!  Dad lived longer and he was for shit sit YEARS at the end.

Remember what you love–discipline.  Eat carrots, apples, salad. ICK.  Why can’t I eat glazed chocolate donuts, or peanut butter and jelly tacos, or rice with butter or something?!?!

Probably cuz you are from a long line of sugar eaters, potato farmers, drunks and escape artists of all kinds.

Yeah, they are all very cool. 

Maybe, maybe not.  She tells me it just won’t work, my blood will clog up, my insulin doesn’t work like it used to.  blah blah blah.

Get over it.  Take walks–you like walks anyways. 

Yeah. yeah.  I miss my dog.  (instant sudden tears).

Yeah.  me too.  Let’s get outta here and walk to the bus, go to work and set this aside for now, ok?

Ok.